Kinda of genius of me to find the one career that requires you to be barefoot and is normal to wear sweat pants to

When I steal i steal from a place of disrespect and entitlement

I wish u had no dietary restrictions and the exact same palate as me life would be so simple

I'm ready for some generational wealth to trickle down and take care of me now

I forgot that my metabolism is so good if I actually exercise and im really skinny again

If only I wasn't in constant pain

I don't like how im picturing bob dylan looking like timotë chalabooboo because i honestly don't know what bob dylan looks like and its time i confessed that to someone

Am i gonna get dementia if i don't brush my teeth at night or does that have more to do with flossing

I wish I was a lanky man in a sexy pair of Levi's

For the love of god force me to drink water today I'm so dehydrated what's wrong with me water board me if you have to

Pretty weird that no one cried on my last day...

I fear for my life this week goodnight