Feb 25

Honestly the only reason I want a family is because I can't eat all of my own leftovers

Some people are truly ugly in the face

I literally don't care about camping

Ugh I'm such a catch

Entering my stuffed animal era at the ripe age of 27

You never know when it is the last time you'll ever see your coworker

Literally no one has ever asked me if I have a website why am I spending money on this