Aug 25

I'm gonna need to eat something savory soon or else i will die of boredom

How am i ever supposed to be cool when I have bunions all of the time

Criminal minds is making me kind of want to get a job with the FBI

Childish gambino voiceover on an AT&T commercial, Aubrey plaza not acknowledging her dead husband and being a lesbian,

I'm never going to amount to anything I have no sense of disciple watch tv and have bad posture

I'm the least efficient business manager I've ever known

Do not work with me work for me

What's hard is liking your friend more than your friend likes you

All my bitches drive Subarus or prefer a Toyota