2024 archive

So if I listen to one Justin Timberlake song per month does that add me to his monthly tally of "Listeners?" Have I been a Justin Timberlake listener and I didn't even know it?

My gender is garlic

I want a radio show BUT NOT A PODCAST

Maybe the most embarrassing thing I've ever done is wear a CrossFit Dumbo shirt in Central Asia

Fiji water is timeless

Can't stop forgetting that I have a ladle

Time to put away some soup using my ladle that I have

If there was even like one friend I could trust for actual advice that would be awesome

Thought I read catcher in the rye but it turns out I forgot about the entire thing

I don't understand how the hot spot on my  iPhone is faster than the actual wifi plugged into the wall of my entire house

I want an audi there i said it

Maybe the CSA was a reach

nothing a little cottage cheese and sparkling Saratoga can't fix

“My sister's only brother was a sex worker but then he got fired”

My brother used to be a sex worker but then he got fired

Bradley zero more like Bradley hero

Never have I ever closed a cabinet door