stevie hopper is a hairy late bloomer lesbian taurus residing in ridgewood, queens. she they it is a yoga teacher, recovering twitter user, victim of the master doc, service industry peasant, errand runner, cat person..... even a business owner wow very nice

stevie would say that she is dumb but not stupid... severely logical but not that smart

she likes when gay people use they pronouns for her and mostly uses she/her for herself. straight people need not refer to her at all. she likes talking about herself in the third person to avoid pronouns and also because it makes stevie think that she is a character of her own making, albeit not a very.. good.... one........ she has a lot of social anxiety but you probably couldn't tell because you were so utterly charmed by her natural grace, elegant gate, and banging bod. she apologizes in advance for speaking like a seven year old boy with rhotacism

stevie is known for distributing bread, produce, and wine amongst her peers and/or adversaries. she enjoys getting creative with her CSA veg (letting it rot), reading 3/4 of a book, writing (140 characters or less), flailing in the club a few times a season, chorizo that's really longaniza, and talking about her new car that she bought with a loan from a bank

she was born in alaska and is still pretty confused about that

plus! she they is nice most of the time